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What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe thru that thing ? Share. Tweet. Stumble. Pin It. Email. Cheezburger Image See all captions. By roniharvey. Repost. Create a Site -; Vote; -. Recaption. Reposted by; roniharvey's avatar · elizabuff's avatar. and 3 more Comments - Click to show. How do you breathe through that little thing. NSFW; 14 comments; share; save. hide. report. all 14 comments. sorted by: best. topnewcontroversialoldrandomq&a live (beta) · Want to add to the discussion? Post a comment! Create an account. [ –]_LockSpot_ 14 points15 points16 points 8 months ago (8. How the heck do you eat with that? Hilarious joke Just heard David Beckham say on Jonathan Ross show Made me laugh Omar.
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Swimming Trunks How are elephants and computers similar? Time to get a new fence. To hide in cherry trees.
What did source elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it? What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?
An elephant with an umbrella! Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice! What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? What's big and grey and wears a mask? The elephantom of the opera! What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A jet propelled elephant! Why does the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?
Who lost a herd of elephants? What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant? Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
Because he is a party pooper. Why did the elephant cross the road? Because the Elephant was having a day off! I suppose when you've seen one lion catch an elephant, you've seen a maul. What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
Why did the elephant go in the mens restroom? To get some nuts What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant? What do elephants and trees have in common? They both have big trunks! Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up! What grey, has a wand, read article wings and gives money to elephants?
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet? An elephant with spare parts! Why did the elephants start a stampede?
Because the wanted to be herd. Why can't an elephant use a computer? He's too afraid of What Did The Elephant Say To The Naked Man mouse. What's grey but turns red? What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden?
Where does an elephant pack his luggage? What time is it when a elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence. What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers? What is an elephants favorite sport? When should you feed milk to a baby elephant? When it's a baby elephant! How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? When your nose touches the ceiling! What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Why did the elphant cross the road? What do you call an elephant that flies?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed? Http://24dating.me/c/what-is-it-like-dating-a-bipolar-girl.php to get a new bed! Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? Because their trunks kept on falling down.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow? What can an elephant make that no other animal can make?
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card! Why did the elephant leave the circus? He was tired of working for peanuts. What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant? What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that here remembers! What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail? This is the end of me! Why do the elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories! What do elephants sing at christmas?
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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from? Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all more info cheetahs! What do you call a elephant that never washes? Anything you want as he can't hear you! What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night? What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater? What is an elephant that flies? What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater? What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
Whats the difference between your mom and an African Elephant? Who lost a herd of elephants? What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming Trunks How are elephants and computers similar? They both have big memories. What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
What is an elephants favorite film? Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment? What do you do with old cannon balls? Give them to elephants to use as marbles! What animals were last to leave the ark? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? If uncle jack helped you off an elephant would you help uncle jack off an elephant An elephant flew past at miles per hour. It was a Nelliecopter How do You? A student named Jacob was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked by and he asked her "How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Jokes - What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"
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